Sunday, November 16, 2014

Republicans Say the Darndest Things: When Phil Speaks, I Hear God!

Texas Lieutenant Governor-elect
Dan Patrick (R)


Taken from Dan Patrick's Facebook page:

"This is an exciting time for Christians. God is speaking to us from the most unlikely voice, Phil Robertson, about God's Word.  God is using pop culture and a highly successful cable TV show to remind us about His teaching."
Yay, God!  Let's all give thanks that cable TV was finally invented so God could use some nut-case with delusions of grandeur to preach bigotry and hatred because, you know, that's the way God rolls.  
Apparently Mr. Patrick's  brand of Christianity thinks Jesus misspoke when he said that God loves everyone.  How exciting to have that cleared up! 
Good grief. 

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