Sunday, May 10, 2015

Prepare Ye! Kentucky Derby Proves End Days Are Nigh!


what eye thynk:  Sometimes conspiracy theories can be really funny.  When the Christian right gets involved, they can be downright hysterical.
Mena Lee Grebin
On Thursday, five days after American Pharaoh won the Kentucky Derby, self-proclaimed prophetess Mena Lee Grebin appeared on Rick Wiles' Trunews radio program to talk about angelic visitations and visions she has been experiencing that warn her of the coming Last Days.   
I think she probably fell asleep in front of the TV listening to Michele Bachmann, but that's just my opinion.
Grebin stated that she didn't believe President Obama was the actual Antichrist, but called him "our Antichrist."  Wiles ran with her statement, saying President Obama is a forerunner for the Antichrist.
John the OBaptismacan?  Obama/Baptist/American--look how the names fit together! More validation!
The proof, he said, could be found in Saturday's Kentucky Derby. "He has a spirit of the Antichrist operating in him, he is America's pharaoh.  Interestingly, the horse American Pharaoh won the horse race Saturday, another little sign to America."

Mr. Wiles continued, "This man--he has stoked the coals, the fires of war, (apparently W's wars were all caused by spontaneous combustion), it seems like the whole world is on fire.  Even House Speaker John Boehner said it a month or two ago, he said 'the world is on fire.'  Yes, Speaker Boehner, it is on fire and the man who is stoking the fires is in the White House.  This is a man with a demonic spirit operating in him."
Mr. Wiles almost had me with that horse racing/pharaoh thing, but when he started quoting John Boehner as evidence, well...  

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  3. It's amazing what a person with a one digit IQ can come up with she visits a radio program hosted by another person with a one digit IQ.
    I'm reminded of graffiti I once saw. In this case, the term "fi" has nothing to do with the Periodic Tables. It took a minute to decipher the letters "Fi". But once I figured it out, I smiled. You will too. It went: "1fi + 1fi = Huh?"

    And, for you doubters, such a periodic table exists
    There is now a periodic table listing ''.Fi" as an Element, The purpose of this Periodic Table was to organize, and classify, all of the other Periodic Tables. Ergo, "Fi" is now an 'Element'.

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