Tea Party Signs - the Joke's On Them

Installment #24 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Go back to sleep and try to dream that you own a copy of Merriam-Webster,

then get back to us.  We'll wait.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #23 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

I'm not sure whether they mean "schoolers" (which isn't really a word) or "scholars."  Either way it's a good argument for funding public education.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #22 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Eight words, one grammatical error, two misspellings.  We have a new winner!

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #21 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

I'm looking for the connection here, but...nope...nothing.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #20 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

This sign comes to you bearing the "Good Tea Party Seal of Approval"

Awarded for excellence in "stupid"

by the Birther's Secretary in Charge of Dictionary Burning.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #19 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

I'll admit I'm having trouble finding the connection between politics and fabric, but if we're going to go that route, I suppose this is better than being a "full-breed" polyester Republican.

(I'm a 100% organic cotton girl myself.)

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #18 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

An example of (un)orthography.  Look it up.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #17 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

May I suggest you try filing an eviction notice with your local Housing Court?  And, perhaps next time, a more in-depth vetting before choosing a tenant might be in order?

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #16 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Think about this:  If we made English-language spelling proficiency a requirement for citizenship, there would be no Tea Party.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #15 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Makes you wonder how this idiot passed the written part of the driver's test.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #14 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

I'm going to give this guy points for using the apostrophe correctly after "Obama," but I'm a little concerned about his misuse of quotation marks. As for his spelling, well, let's just say this sign isn't going to earn him his GED anytime soon.

So much hate, so little brain power.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #13 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)


I'm leaning toward, "If you can't spell it, you don't deserve it," but that's just me.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #12 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

What exactly is she protesting? Is this another Tea Party ploy to regulate America's bedrooms?

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #11 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Everyone knows how important portion control is when you're trying to lose weight, so maybe this guy is upset that he fell off his diet wagon?

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #10 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Because no one in America should grow up un-fromed.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #9 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

 But if you ask nicely, we'll give you back your dictionary.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #8 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Well, technically he is right; but I doubt that's the message he was going for.

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's on Them

Installment #7 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Is there any doubt that these two are a couple?  And that they deserve each other?  And that they serve as each other's Spell Check?  

And does it frighten you to think that they could breed?

Tea Party Signs - The Joke's On Them

Installment #6 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

Whether you agree with him or not, shouldn't you at least know how to spell the name of the President of the United States?

And, Ma'am, you might want to take time out next week between hair appointments to schedule a private meeting with God to ask how He feels about those apostrophes.  

Tea Party Signs - the Joke's On Them

Installment #5 of:

Dictionaries are a Liberal Plot

(and Grammar is Not My Cup of Tea Either)

 

I suggest--respectfully--that leading by example is not on this sign carrier's "To-do" list.