Quick Note: 16 New Hobby Lobby Slogans

I'm still fuming about the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision. Perhaps, in celebration of their new "specialness", the folks at HL would appreciate some new advertising slogans... 

1. Hobby Lobby! Where your vagina is our hobby!
2. Hobby Lobby! Our Christianity is better than your Christianity!
3. Hobby Lobby! More babies = More customers!
4. Hobby Lobby! Unwanted families handcrafted here!
5. Hobby Lobby! Contraception is for Profit, not People!
6. Hobby Lobby! We put the hype in hypocrisy!
7. Hobby Lobby! Today's craft project: Building your own Misogynist Mentoring Kit!
8. Hobby Lobby! Built on the ABCs: Alito, the Bible and Crafts!
9. Hobby Lobby! For us Lobbying is more than a Hobby!
10. Hobby Lobby! We're handi (at) crafting families!
11. Hobby Lobby! Shop with God!
12. Hobby Lobby! We won 'cause we're crafty!
13. Hobby Lobby! Mothers created here!
14. Hobby Lobby! Your babies are our business!
15. Hobby Lobby! Where running your personal life is an art!
16. Hobby Lobby! Better biology through theology!

Feel free to join in the fun; your suggestions are welcome.