Quick Fact: The Government is Closed (and, by the way, our President is Gay!)

Okay, the government is closed, the Republicans can't decide whether they're winning or losing and the Democrats are waiting for whatever cockamamie idea John Boehner allows the House to vote on next.  This is all very serious stuff; but sometimes you just have to take a step back and laugh.  To fill that need, I give you Dean Chambers, the conservative self-titled polling expert who claimed to "unskew" the polls during the 2012 election to show that Mitt Romney was really ahead by a landslide.  

His latest claim, as reported by UndergroundDemocrat.com:

"The conservative activist who gained fame during the 2012 election for 'unskewing; polls favorable to Barack Obama explained this weekend his newest revelation:  the president is 'actually' gay.

Dean Chambers, founder of UnSkewedPolls.com who now appears to work for The Examiner, said that Newsweek got it wrong when it ran a cover praising Obama for his evolution on gay marriage last year. Obama was not 'basically' the nation's first gay president for his progressive stance on the issue, but actually so.

'I do believe that Barack Obama is in fact our first gay president,' he wrote.  'But I believe this for entirely different reasons.  I believe the man actually is gay.  Don't tell me his marriage to Michelle and having two children disproves that he's gay.'

In the article, Chambers cites various sources claiming to show Barack Obama's closeted life in Chicago as a state senator.  He takes it even a step further, however, in defending Obama's Christian faith by arguing that people of Muslim faith 'are known to stone someone for being gay.'

'Would you be a Muslim if it put you at risk for being killed because of your lifestyle choices?' he asks."

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I could find no evidence that Mr. Chamber's site, UnSkewedPolls.com still exists.  All links to it seem to lead nowhere.  However you can read his entire Obama-is-a-gay-Muslim-masquerading-as-a-straight-Christian article, which was published by The Examiner, here:

http://www.examiner.com/article/commentary-newsweek-was-right-about-barack-obama