Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Fiorina Bending Super PAC Rules to Breaking Point?


In June the Fiorina Super PAC "Carly for America" was re-registered as "CARLY for America."  The reason was fairly simple.  As reported by the Washington Post, "FEC rules state committees can only use a federal candidate’s name if they’re authorized by that candidate, something super PACS, by rule, cannot be since they’re supposed to be independent."

So how is Ms. Fiorina getting away with using her name as part of her Super PAC's title?  By claiming that CARLY is an acronym for "Conservative Authentic Responsive Leadership for You."

what eye thynk:  The rest of the Grand Old Party presidential field should be jumping on this bandwagon any day now. 

Donald Trump:
     Dummies Only Now Always Like Donald, The Republican Ugly Master Pin-up

Jeb: 
     Just an Everyday Bush

Ted Cruz:
     Texas' Egotistical Devoted Canadian for Religious Ugly Zealotry

Marco Rubio:  
     Really an Underdog But I'm Oblivious

Ben Carson:  
     Brains aren't Essential Now Cuz All Republicans Say Only No

Mike Huckabee:  
     Has-been Un-electable Christian Kantankerous Bible Evil Elf

John Kasich: 
     Just Obviously Have Need to Keep Asking Suckers If they Could Help

Rand Paul:  
     Really Another Non-viable Dilettante

Chris Christie:
       Conservative Hypocritical Republican Ignorant Stupid Talk It's Everywhere

Lindsey Graham:
      Lo! I've Never Done Something Enviable Yet Good Republicans All Have Admired Me

My work here is done; but, please, carry on without me.



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