Eye Recommend --- 15 Quick Facts to Infuriate Any Republican

15 QUICK FACTS TO INFURIATE ANY REPUBLICAN OR TEA PARTIER THIS ELECTION SEASON, by Christian Drake 

what eye thynk:  There really are 15 facts in this article.  I am sharing my favorites. You can read the rest at If You Only News.

1 - Republicans can't stop martyring themselves over abortion this cycle.

Ronald Reagan legalized abortion in California after only four months in office.  It was called 'The Therapeutic Abortion Act.'  Remind them of this every time they scream about abortion.

2 - When they start bleeding from the eyes about Socialsim, remind them that a Socialist wrote the Pledge of Allegiance.

The Pledge of Allegiance was written in August 1892 by Francis Bellamy (1855-1931), who was a Baptist minister and Christian Socialist.

3 - You know it it is coming.  'Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi.'

9/11 happened on George W. Bush's watch, therefore he did NOT keep America safe.  Remember this when Jeb talks about how awesome his brother George W. was.  Remember this when they say 'Never forget Benghazi.'  You can also remind them that both chambers of Congress have released reports debunking the Benghazi myths, and than an unprecedented 7 committees have come up short on finding a scandal...because there isn't one.

(This list was obviously written before September 30, the day House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy admitted to Fox that House Benghazi Committee #8 has nothing to do with investigating the deaths of four Americans and everything to do with defeating Hillary Clinton; so be sure to throw that in too.)

4 - Republicans say how feckless and weak the Democrats are on national defense.

Barack Obama ordered the killing of Osama Bin Laden.  It took him two and a half years to do what Bush couldn't do in eight...

7 - Here is one for when they use "entitlement" as a dirty word.

Jesus was a radical leftist Jew (who) gave free food and healthcare to everyone, and never suggested (it) encouraged a culture of dependence or entitlement.  When (Republicans) complain about the costs of these things, remind them Jesus also said everyone should pay their taxes without protest. 

10 - Jesus wasn't present for the signing of the US Constitution.

Every time a Republican can't pull their nose out of their Bible when it comes to the running of our government, tell them that separation of church and state is...clearly in the first amendment.  Ask them why they hate the Constitution.

13 - Republicans believe women's rights are the root of all evil.

... Roe . Wade was a 7-2 decision made by a Conservative Supreme Court.  This is a fact and the debate on abortion was ended decades ago.  Stop obsessing about a woman's uterus. 

15 - Republicans worship Ronald Reagan while ignoring everything he believed in.

Since Republicans cannot stop obsessing over Ronald Reagan, remind them that Ronald Reagan supported gun control laws.  Specifically, he gave high profile support to an assault weapon ban.  Why do you people keep loving this guy?

This list will probably get at least 3 uses per Republican because after 1-5 facts they usually implode and storm off into some corner to pout.  Be sure to save it and share it with your friends so they can enjoy this election season as well. 

I've done my part by sharing this list.  Please carry on.