Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Donald Trump, Living Proof That Money Can't Buy Class

"As you may have heard, Hillary Clinton was absent when ABC News returned from a commercial break during Saturday night's Democratic debate.  She was probably 90 seconds late--max--and returned gracefully to the stage while the first question was underway...

...Naturally, the far-right totally lost its shpadoinkle on Monday.  For example, Rush Limbaugh...accused Clinton of not being able to 'hold it' for two hours:

'That's right, Hillary can't even hold it for two--why not wear a diaper?  If you can't hold it for two hours get a Depends in there or something or whatever else.'

Classy.  As always.

And then there was Donald Trump who, during a rally on Monday, thought it was disgusting that Clinton had to pee during the debate.

'So, so Hillary's gonna get beaten, but I haven't started with Hillary yet.  What happened to her?  I'm watching the debate and she disappeared!  Where did she go?  Where did she go!  I thought she quit, I thought she gave up.  Where did she go, where did Hillary go?  They had to start the debate without her...'

'Why (laughs) I know where she went.  It's disgusting.  I don't want to talk about it.'


'Nah, it's too disgusting, don't say it, it's disgusting, let's not talk...we want to be very very straight up, OK?  But I thought that was...wasn't that a weird deal?  We're ready to start, they were looking...they gave her every benefit of the doubt.  Because you know, it's ABC and she practically owns ABC.'...

...Don't forget: it was the GOP that requested of the networks that each candidate receive detailed directions to the next nearest bathroom during their televised debates.  Jesus.  It's a fact of life that people have to urinate, and sometimes during awkward occasions.  This is a thing now?"

eye'm thynkin':  Other websites reported that Mr. Rich White Trash, apparently deciding he hadn't strayed far enough outside the border of civilized discourse, thought throwing the vulgar Yiddish slang word for penis into the conversation would be a good idea.  Speaking of the 2008 Democratic presidential primary he gloated: "(Hillary) was going to beat--she was favored to win--and she got schlonged.  She lost.  She lost."

This is the best the Republican Party has to offer--cracks about Depends, snickering at third grade potty jokes, and tossing out juvenile slang for male genitalia?  When did intellectual dwarfism become something to be celebrated?

Read more at Addicting Info (video) 
and at NBC News

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