Nevada State Assemblywoman
Michele Fiore (R)
what eye thynk: Forget Sarah Palin, we have a new model GOP presidential running mate:
"If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus, and we can put a pic line into your body and we're flushing with, say, salt water, sodium cardonate (huh?) through that line and flushing out the fungus. These are some procedures that are not FDA-approved in America (Gee, why ever not?) that are very inexpensive, cost-effective."2. Then she made her support of voter ID laws clear, "At what point do we stop using the race card?" offering as evidence a fellow state Assemblyman, who happens to be black: "...the first colored man to graduate from his college."
3. Last month we were treated to Ms. Fiore's answer to world peace. When Ms. Fiore was asked why she refused to sign a statement written by fellow Republicans opposing resettling Syrian refugees in her state, she replied:
"What--are you kidding me? I'm about to fly to Paris and shoot 'em in the head myself! I am not okay with Syrian refugees. I'm not okay with terrorists. I'm okay with putting them down, blacking them out, just put a piece of brass in their ocular cavity and end their miserable life. (sic) I'm good with that."4. And as a final grand gesture to peace, love, freedom and the American way, we have this year's Christmas card which she shared on her Facebook page, adding,
"We're just your ordinary American family."
Because nothing says "Peace on Earth" like family, firearms and a fir tree.
5. And let's keep the love going; looking forward to 2016:
Yes, this really is a thing. You can order one for your home here.
If you're a Republican, what's not to love, right?