Sunday, January 3, 2016

God Doesn't Fly Commercial

Kenneth Copeland (left) and  Jesse Duplantis
"During a recent episode of Believers Voice of Victory, two of the right-wing's most popular  charlatans  preachers spent more than five minutes discussing why they have to fly on private jets.

According to Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis, you cannot talk to God without a private jet...

...Just about the time Duplantis was getting around to sharing a verse from the Old Testament book of Amos, Copeland cut him off.  Not wanting to get off topic by talking about the Bible, Copeland asserted that a 'conversation with God' could never have happened on a commercial flight...

...Copeland and Duplantis got around to talking about the private jet of Oral Roberts, before claiming that a private jet is hugely important because it 'protects the anointing.'

And after all of this, we finally get to the heart of the matter, which is that demons are now occupying all of the commercial flights.

After mumbling something about a 'dope-filled world,' Copeland  explained that he just cannot 'get in a long tube with a bunch of demons.'"

eye'm thynkin':  It's a wonder Jesus got anything done, what with twelve people yakking and following him around all the time, plus having to travel on public roads and going unprotected into places populated by the non-anointed.

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